It is a dark time for the
Pizzamen. Although the wait for
the final Episode VII trailer
has been destroyed, giddy excitement
attacks have driven the Frozen Forces
from their hidden base and pursued
them across the internet.
Reacting to the dreaded Imperial
trailer, a group of freedom
fighters led by Ghost Rei’ter and
Koffee Ordai has established a new
Force Friday midnight toy launch on
the remote ice world of Toys R Us.
The evil lord Time Waiter,
obsessed with finding young
Rei’ter and Ordai, has dispatched
thousands of remote podcasts into
the far reaches of space….